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Weird Al Yankovic

Foil (Parody Royales Lorde)

I never seem
to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag
from the waiter
So I just keep
what's still unchewed
And I take it home
save it for later
But then I deal with
fungal rot bacterial formation
microbes enzymes mold
and oxidation
I don't care
I've got a secret trick
up my sleeve
I never bother with
baggies glass jars
tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap
really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all
my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
never settle for less
That kind of wrap
is just the best
To keep your sandwich
nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
a refreshing herbal tea
Mmm
lovely
Oh by the way
I've cracked the code
I've figured out
these shadow organizations
And the illuminati know
that they're finally primed
for world domination
And soon you've got black
helicopters coming 'cross
the border
Puppet masters
for the New World order
Be aware, there's always
someone that's watching you
And still the government
won't admit
they faked the
whole moon landing
Thought control rays
psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected
'cos I made this hat
From aluminum foil
wear a hat that's foil lined
in case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt
or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
there's a big conspiracy
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I never seem
to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag
from the waiter
So I just keep
what's still unchewed
And I take it home
save it for later
But then I deal with
fungal rot bacterial formation
microbes enzymes mold
and oxidation
I don't care
I've got a secret trick
up my sleeve
I never bother with
baggies glass jars
tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap
really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all
my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
never settle for less
That kind of wrap
is just the best
To keep your sandwich
nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
a refreshing herbal tea
Mmm
lovely
Oh by the way
I've cracked the code
I've figured out
these shadow organizations
And the illuminati know
that they're finally primed
for world domination
And soon you've got black
helicopters coming 'cross
the border
Puppet masters
for the New World order
Be aware, there's always
someone that's watching you
And still the government
won't admit
they faked the
whole moon landing
Thought control rays
psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected
'cos I made this hat
From aluminum foil
wear a hat that's foil lined
in case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt
or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
there's a big conspiracy

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