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Perform This Way : Character Traits of Lady Gaga (Parody Born This Way)

My mama told me
when I was hatched
act like a superstar
Save your allowance buy
a bubble dress
and someday you will go far
Now on red carpets well
I'm hard to miss
The press follows
everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out
with a dress like this
back off and enjoy the show
I'm sure my critics will
say it's a grotesque display
Well they can bite me baby
I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss
cheese or maybe covered with
Bees it doesn't mean I'm crazy
I perform this way
Ooh my little monsters pay
lots 'cos I perform this way
baby I perform this way
Ooh don't worry I'm okay
hey I just perform this way
I'm not crazy I
perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cos every day is Halloween
for me
I'm so completely original
my new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small
intestines 'round my neck
and set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine
on my head on a WHIM
And for no reason now
I'll sing in French
excusez moi qui a
Got my straight jacket today
it's made of gold la
No not because I'm crazy
I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet
cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a
skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended
when you see
my latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange weird
shocking odd bizarre
I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar
There's nothing
too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'cos baby I perform
Hope you won't think it's
cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now
baby I perform this way
No reason I should regret
all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy I
perform this way yeah
I perform this way hey
I perform this way hey
I'm always deviating from the
norm this way hey
I perform this way hey
I perform this way hey
I'm really not insane
I just perform this way hey
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My mama told me
when I was hatched
act like a superstar
Save your allowance buy
a bubble dress
and someday you will go far
Now on red carpets well
I'm hard to miss
The press follows
everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out
with a dress like this
back off and enjoy the show
I'm sure my critics will
say it's a grotesque display
Well they can bite me baby
I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss
cheese or maybe covered with
Bees it doesn't mean I'm crazy
I perform this way
Ooh my little monsters pay
lots 'cos I perform this way
baby I perform this way
Ooh don't worry I'm okay
hey I just perform this way
I'm not crazy I
perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cos every day is Halloween
for me
I'm so completely original
my new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small
intestines 'round my neck
and set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine
on my head on a WHIM
And for no reason now
I'll sing in French
excusez moi qui a
Got my straight jacket today
it's made of gold la
No not because I'm crazy
I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet
cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a
skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended
when you see
my latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange weird
shocking odd bizarre
I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar
There's nothing
too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'cos baby I perform
Hope you won't think it's
cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now
baby I perform this way
No reason I should regret
all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy I
perform this way yeah
I perform this way hey
I perform this way hey
I'm always deviating from the
norm this way hey
I perform this way hey
I perform this way hey
I'm really not insane
I just perform this way hey

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